witchofthewildsxo:

Gimme

OMG! Yes yes!!! A couple of years ago they came out with a limited edition Disney villain lipstick and Maleficent was my FAVORITE! And has since still been my favorite dark lipstick but about a year ago I lost it! =’( hopefully these are similar to that one amazing lipstick

witchofthewildsxo:

Gimme

OMG! Yes yes!!! A couple of years ago they came out with a limited edition Disney villain lipstick and Maleficent was my FAVORITE! And has since still been my favorite dark lipstick but about a year ago I lost it! =’( hopefully these are similar to that one amazing lipstick

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dumbcuntts:

paintvrlife:

Leonid Afremov is a passionate painter from Mexico who paints with palette knife with oil on canvas. He loves to express the beauty, harmony and spirit of this world in his paintings, which are rich in different moods, colors and emotions.

these literally just changed my mood

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chelsealikestea:

dduane:

A tour of the British Isles in accents: for those who would be tempted to mention “A British accent” and leave it at that.

…Smart to remember, too, that all these regions will have microregional variants. The Dublin accent referenced here, for example, is only one of at least five or six that I can identify, and I bet there are a lot more I’ve never heard or can’t tell from one another. Ditto for other regions in Ireland. The “Irish accent” as normally heard in US TV and film until quite recently has never been much more than an overstated, artficial “Dublin Stage” accent.

Equally, what most people in the US think of as “the British accent” beloved of movie villains everywhere is usually the so-called Received Pronunciation or RP, a kind of by-blow of the BBC’s refusal for a long time to allow its announcers to use anything but an approved version of the Home Counties “posh” accent. (This dialectic “glass wall” has finally started cracking in the last decade.)

So glad they added some of the versions of Scottish but they didn’t do aberdonian which annoys me/makes me laugh every time I hear or dundonian too with yer fuckin pehs (pies) wit the fuck

We have accents too….lol yeah….’MERICA!

I’m from east LA foo!

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keep-the-pieces asked: Can you draw a jealous jellyfish?

bewbin:

Clarence! Lmao

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halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

Lmao!!!! Danny Devito! Lmao!!!

Wait a minute! I’m 5’2……daaaaaaaaaaaaamn yoooooooooooooooou NASA!!

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violentxdevotion:

crustified-again:

unfriendlybambi:

totallynotbarrett:

professorsethdoesitagain:

thehattedmistress:

mendaciousmind:

dirk-strider-the-dick-rider:

caitsmile:

tenstimelady:
from one insomniac to the next
this shit will put you out
there’s a whole line of these drinks pertaining to different things
apparently they’re all psychological except this one
but everyone I’ve talked to said this is the only one that actually works
the first time I only drank to where my index finger is in the picture, but I was out like a light in about 45 minutes
really helpful if you’re trying to fix your sleeping pattern for school

There’s one called Neuro Bliss and its literally what every pmsing girl needs. It’s happiness in a bottle.

I can testify that this shit is literally the fucking best okay. The neuro energy is like an energy drink but lighter and it makes you feel awake without it tasting like death. There’s a neuro focus as well and it makes it easier to concentrate on everything while still being delicious. There’s a whole huge line of them and they’re all different flavors and some are carbonated and some are not.

I see these at the grocery store sometimes.
Maybe I’ll pick one up next time I see it.

ATTENTION ATTENTION
The Neuro line of drinks WORK 100% as a nightly buyer of Neuro Sleep i can fully attest to it’s effects as a very applicable sleep aid.
Neuro Trim is also good for having a full feeling, to keep you from eating too much.
IF YOU HAVE DIFFICULTY SLEEPING, BUY NEURO SLEEP IT WILL HELP YOU

SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS BECAUSE I TOO LOVE THE NEURO LINE.
Story time: My sleep schedule got fucked up because I worked at a movie theatre, which would mean late nights, getting off work at like 2, 3, or 4 in the morning. It would get cray. So when I needed sleep, but my body wasn’t giving me that satisfaction, I grabbed a NeuroSleep and THIS SHIT WORKS. I’ve never finished a bottle before falling asleep. Best part: Not habit forming and it’s cheap. What makes it work? It has melatonin in it.

If I try this and grow a third tit I’m gonna be mad as hell but on a serious note melatonin can cause bad flare ups for people with a variety of different health conditions so please be careful when using it! 

Hm. I am intrigued and a bit wary

I love all the Neuro drinks. They’re fucking fantastic

I want to try these….hmmm. I wonder where they sell them around here (LA)

violentxdevotion:

crustified-again:

unfriendlybambi:

totallynotbarrett:

professorsethdoesitagain:

thehattedmistress:

mendaciousmind:

dirk-strider-the-dick-rider:

caitsmile:

tenstimelady:

from one insomniac to the next

this shit will put you out

there’s a whole line of these drinks pertaining to different things

apparently they’re all psychological except this one

but everyone I’ve talked to said this is the only one that actually works

the first time I only drank to where my index finger is in the picture, but I was out like a light in about 45 minutes

really helpful if you’re trying to fix your sleeping pattern for school

There’s one called Neuro Bliss and its literally what every pmsing girl needs. It’s happiness in a bottle.


I can testify that this shit is literally the fucking best okay. The neuro energy is like an energy drink but lighter and it makes you feel awake without it tasting like death. There’s a neuro focus as well and it makes it easier to concentrate on everything while still being delicious. There’s a whole huge line of them and they’re all different flavors and some are carbonated and some are not.

I see these at the grocery store sometimes.

Maybe I’ll pick one up next time I see it.

ATTENTION ATTENTION


The Neuro line of drinks WORK 100% as a nightly buyer of Neuro Sleep i can fully attest to it’s effects as a very applicable sleep aid.

Neuro Trim is also good for having a full feeling, to keep you from eating too much.

IF YOU HAVE DIFFICULTY SLEEPING, BUY NEURO SLEEP IT WILL HELP YOU

SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS BECAUSE I TOO LOVE THE NEURO LINE.

Story time: My sleep schedule got fucked up because I worked at a movie theatre, which would mean late nights, getting off work at like 2, 3, or 4 in the morning. It would get cray. So when I needed sleep, but my body wasn’t giving me that satisfaction, I grabbed a NeuroSleep and THIS SHIT WORKS. I’ve never finished a bottle before falling asleep. Best part: Not habit forming and it’s cheap. What makes it work? It has melatonin in it.

If I try this and grow a third tit I’m gonna be mad as hell but on a serious note melatonin can cause bad flare ups for people with a variety of different health conditions so please be careful when using it! 

Hm. I am intrigued and a bit wary

I love all the Neuro drinks. They’re fucking fantastic

I want to try these….hmmm. I wonder where they sell them around here (LA)

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 Grunge ☁ Cocaine ✞ PUSSY$


What the fuck?!!? This breezy be warming up the beer with her damn ass!!  Grrrrrr! Get off you hipster!

What the fuck?!!? This breezy be warming up the beer with her damn ass!! Grrrrrr! Get off you hipster!

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saveplaice:

Dale: It’s too late. The beast’s already got him in its jaws. Your only way out is to start life over with a new identity. If you want, I can get you the birth certificate of a child who died in 1953… it’s hardly been used.

Hank: No! I am not a quitter!

Dale: Who’s not a quitter? My dead friend Hank Hill… or my new friend ”Rusty Shackleford”?

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